Double Cup Cargo Shorts: the full spec sheet

Only one product sits in the denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup at present, and that product is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. A mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, the 14 oz denim https://awfullottacoughsyrup.com/product-category/t-shirts/ here comes with a mid rise. Color is delivered by a garment dye, applied through what the brand calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading, so two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical. The specifics run to double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. The name is a straight reference to the brand’s own cup motif, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red make up the four colorways listed, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. The figure sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

The remainder of the shorts rail

Denim takes the headline, yet it is a single style inside a much wider shorts offering, and that is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. The Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts make up the main tier at about $150, running as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. You also get the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, as well as the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. The Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts round out that price tier, with the sweat short being the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Further down the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts come in at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. A Mystery Shorts item also runs at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Every figure here was what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and drops bring re-pricing at this label.

The other pieces cut from denim and workwear

If denim brought you here, the shorts are not the end of it, they are just the only denim short. In Black, Blue and Tan the ALOCS Denim Jacket runs at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. Those carpenter pants are the closest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. The denim has a workwear line built on Dickies bodies for company, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend is the giveaway that workwear and denim are different propositions here: one is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other is raw weight in cotton. The construction signals stay constant across all of it, and the signature yellow woven label appears garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there is what the product copy also states, and that is a real cost input at these prices.

The lineup in one table

Nothing beyond what the brand publishes goes into the table below. No fabric weight or flat measurement on the product page means the cell says so rather than guessing at a number. The prices here are the brand’s own store figures as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. They are not uniform across the catalogue, so fit notes here are per product, exactly as this label publishes them. Most detail sits on the denim short, since it is the only entry with a full published measurement table. Treat it as a shortlist, then open the individual listing for the style you want before you pick a size.

Piece Price Published measurements or fabric Fit note
Double Cup Cargo Shorts around $150, listed from $300 14 oz denim; sizes S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ True to size; one size up for oversized
Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts about $150 apiece Not separately published by the brand Read the product note
Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts about $150 Not separately stated Check the product page note
Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts about $150 Not separately published Check the note on the product page
ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts around $150 Not separately published Check the note on that product
Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts about $150 or so Not published separately Read the product note
Classic Sweat Shorts around $150 Not published separately Check the note on the product page
Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts roughly $100 Not published separately Check the product note
Women’s Booty Shorts roughly $60 Not published separately True to size per the brand
ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan roughly $300 apiece Denim; no weight separately published Sized by letter rather than waist
ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan around $300 each Denim; the weight is not separately published Sized by waist, 28 to 44

Sizing: read the waist, not the letter

Waist measurement, running 28 to 44, is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, and it removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts carry a full flat table: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. The inseam moves half an inch per size, so the short stays roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows rather than dropping toward the knee. Explicit fit guidance sits on this style: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. The whole instruction is that single step, so going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. Elsewhere on the shorts rail measurements mostly are not published, which leaves the per-product fit sentence as the only guidance you get. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, which is worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

What people are actually searching for

The word jorts is what a large share of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing, and it needs handling carefully. The brand does not use it, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. The only denim short in the catalogue is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which is what searchers mean by it, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name shows the same pattern, getting typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. That matters practically, because a lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all. The yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue are the checks that work. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person has the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, while anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.

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